[He can FEEL his masculinity eroding the longer this staring contest of him versus the underwear continues. Something tells him that any attempts on his part to remove it would end with him fishing out one of his many knives and just making short work of the laces that way, so...]
It might be best if you handled it. I'll get my belt, unless you wanted to help with that too.
[Action, July 19th]
It might be best if you handled it. I'll get my belt, unless you wanted to help with that too.
[His manhood weeps. ;~;]