[He smirks right back, pleased that he could draw a reaction from her. What would truly be disappointing would be if she didn't look askance at him like that.]

I never said that particular vision hasn't entered my fantasies on more than one occasion. The only difference is there's usually less clothing involved on both ends.

[But he'll go sit down on the couch as instructed and just make himself comfortable there with as innocent an expression on his face as he can muster after saying what he did.]