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[voidseeing]

This is Gai Tsutsugami. I can't answer right now; leave a message and I'll get back to you later.

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[departing]

But that's what you said.

[Feel free to interrupt this loser.]

[voidseeing]

Do you want me to?

[departing]

[Oh is this a yes and no question?

Shu's not really sure what to pick. fuu

On one hand he doesn't want to be punished because why would you ever want to be, but he can't be selfish and expect Gai to listen to him.

Sits here thinking about it deeply.]

[voidseeing]

[... is he seriously considering it? What. Shu. That was a joke.

... don't tell him the answer is 'yes,' not sure if want.]

[departing]

[Yes he's considering it because he's awkward and a doormat.

Still thinking about it.

fakdmg idk use violence if necessary.]

[voidseeing]

[Shu no just stop what is his life he is not drunk enough for this.]

Just go take a cold shower before I dump you in there myself.

[departing]

Are there monsters there?

[Being ridiculous as ever.]

[voidseeing]

[There may not be monsters there but this stare is not that unlike one.]

[departing]

[Gai's glares are scary.

Shu flailed too much and he hit himself by accident.]

[voidseeing]

[This is Gai's cue to pick Shu up by the collar like a misbehaving puppy and carry him down the hall towards the bathroom.]

[departing]

What are you doing all of a sudden?

[Cries. Gai he can walk there himself! Or at least he thinks so.]

[voidseeing]

What you can't seem to manage on your own.

[departing]

That's okay, you can let go now!

[voidseeing]

[SORRY BRO, NOT LETTING GO UNTIL HE'S GOT YOU IN THE BATHROOM.]

[departing]

I already said it's okay!

[Biting him and flailing in an attempt to loosen his grip. Given it's Gai this probably won't mean much to him.]

[voidseeing]

[GAI IS NOT AMUSED. As a result, he'll let go... and dump Shu right on the floor. Hey, it's what Shu wanted, right?]

[departing]

[Yup.

Without a warning he'll start rolling away from Gai. ]

[voidseeing]

[Gai just ignores him in favor of walking over to the tub and turning it on to fill it up with cold water...]

[departing]

[Shu hears the sound of running water and then screams.]

Is it raining?

[Also note he's still rolling so he may have hit himself.]

[voidseeing]

It will be in just a few minutes.

[Now don't roll off until this tub is full.]

[departing]

What do you mean 'in just a few minutes'?

You can't control weather that way. Is there a void for that?

[voidseeing]

Yes, it's called a shower. Everyone has one of those.

[Gai why you be trollin'.]

[departing]

What happens when you don't have one?

[Gai no.]

[voidseeing]

Then you get to use one of these instead.

[And getting a hold of Shu's collar again! Lifting!

... and dropping him right into the now-filled tub, completely clothed.]

[departing]

[Gai what are you doing? With his build to consider, Gai probably won't have much trouble lifting Shu there on his own.

Good job, Gai. Shu is now a wet puppy.

The cold water manages to clear his head a bit, but he's all confused.]

What was I doi---

[Suddenly a loud sneeze coming out of Shu. Dumping him in may not have been the smartest of ideas.]