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[voidseeing]

This is Gai Tsutsugami. I can't answer right now; leave a message and I'll get back to you later.

*beep*

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[departing]

[Shu hears the sound of running water and then screams.]

Is it raining?

[Also note he's still rolling so he may have hit himself.]

[voidseeing]

It will be in just a few minutes.

[Now don't roll off until this tub is full.]

[departing]

What do you mean 'in just a few minutes'?

You can't control weather that way. Is there a void for that?

[voidseeing]

Yes, it's called a shower. Everyone has one of those.

[Gai why you be trollin'.]

[departing]

What happens when you don't have one?

[Gai no.]

[voidseeing]

Then you get to use one of these instead.

[And getting a hold of Shu's collar again! Lifting!

... and dropping him right into the now-filled tub, completely clothed.]

[departing]

[Gai what are you doing? With his build to consider, Gai probably won't have much trouble lifting Shu there on his own.

Good job, Gai. Shu is now a wet puppy.

The cold water manages to clear his head a bit, but he's all confused.]

What was I doi---

[Suddenly a loud sneeze coming out of Shu. Dumping him in may not have been the smartest of ideas.]

[voidseeing]

[That earns him a sigh from Gai as he grabs a towel to dump on Shu's head. Yep, he is just the nicest and most helpful friend ever.]

Making a complete fool of yourself, that's what.

[departing]

[There was a bit of flailing involved, but Shu ended up using the towel to dry himself off.]

I don't remember doing that.

Sorry.

[voidseeing]

[Rather than reply, Gai just holds out a hand to help Shu up should the other boy decide to take it.]

[departing]

[You gotta give him a moment to let Gai's actions process in his head properly.

He figures it's okay to allow Gai to help him in this scenario, so he takes it.]

[voidseeing]

[And this time Gai is actually nice and does in fact help Shu to his feet, making sure that he isn't going to fall over.]

Now go take off those wet clothes and go to bed.

[departing]

[Falling over would be a thing that would happen if Gai wasn't there to support him. His head is a bit unclear and despite that he does as he's told. No one wants to be stuck wearing wet clothes all day.]

Okay.

Somehow, I feel horrible. I'll go to bed just like you said.

[voidseeing]

[... and now Gai is going to be wearing wet clothes too because Shu is dripping on him, eww. Oh well, it's not like he was planning on staying up much later anyway.]

You'll feel worse in the morning.

[departing]

[Maybe you should have thought twice about dumping him into the tub. Good job, Gai.]

How are you so sure?

[voidseeing]

Because I've been in the same situation you are right now.

[That is, really, really drunk. It was his first time and he didn't know his tolerance back then, okay.]

[departing]

Same situation?

What's going on?

Did I catch your cold or something like that?

[Not that he gets that he's drunk.]

[voidseeing]

[But before Shu can continue on in his line of stupid questioning (and to save himself from having to answer), Gai will just scoop Shu up and sling him (gently) over his shoulder... again.]

[departing]

[Have a curious stare.

Gai what are you doing now?

his face when ]

[voidseeing]

[Carrying you to your bed and depositing you on it, that's what. Now don't you dare ask him to help you get undressed or he's leaving.]

[departing]

[He has another question to ask!]

Gai do you know where my clothes are? Dry ones.

[voidseeing]

[No Shu no.]

I don't know where you keep your clothes. Try your closet or your dresser.

[departing]

Where did you put those again?

Actually, no that's okay. I'll go to bed the way I am.

[voidseeing]

[SIGH.]

No you won't. You're soaking wet.

[departing]

Don't worry. It'll dry off.

I'll go to bed in the mean time.

Good night.

[Falling asleep wherever he was standing. He makes good life decisions.]