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[voidseeing]

This is Gai Tsutsugami. I can't answer right now; leave a message and I'll get back to you later.

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[voidseeing]

You can't draw out my Void that way.

[Definitely not letting go of that hand now because he does not trust it not to end up back in his pants given how convinced Shu seems to be that his Void is in there.]

[departing]

Then tell me how to do it.

[Now he feels a bit dejected because GAI YOU KEEP SAYING NO. But the one who doesn't make sense here is Shu.]

[voidseeing]

You can't do that here. Have you forgotten? None of our powers from our world can be used here.

[Now will you stop trying to stick your hand down his pants?]

[departing]

There has to be a way.

[Answer: no

So he'll spam heal on Gai until he finally decides to give up.]

[voidseeing]

[... Shu what

You know what

He's just going to reach up and flick Shu right on the forehead.]

[departing]

Ow.

[Reality is bending!]

What was that for?

[voidseeing]

Seeing if I could fix whatever seems to have come loose in your head.

[departing]

Come loose?

Is there going to be another mob violence attack?

You can't discriminate against people.

[He is off in his own world but this is so out of context for Gai.]


Diva doesn't deserve to die just because she assaulted me.

[Gai please.

Don't get this kid drunk again.]

[voidseeing]

Mob violence attack...?

[And suddenly hands down pants are completely forgotten and Gai is back in leader mode, gripping Shu's shoulders as he stares at him with steely eyes.]

Who assaulted you? What happened?

[departing]

A vampire.

[He sounds way too childish right now. Not that he notices the severity of the situation when he's completely drunk.]

She ate me and left me out to die but that's okay. I forgave her.

[True story.]

[voidseeing]

...

[Okay, now Gai thinks that Shu is either totally and completely drunk or just exaggerating things because he is not making sense. Mostly.]

I really can't leave you alone at all.

[departing]

[Ask about it when Shu is sane and he'll say it's true. Cries.

Except he's been meaning to hide this fact because it was careless of him.]

Haruka leaves me alone all the time.

Gai you aren't my mother.

[This just got stupid again.]

[voidseeing]

Good, because I don't want to be your mother, and you'd better not be expecting me to.

[departing]

But you look after me more than Haruka does.

Does that make you my real mother?

Mommy.

[No. Make it stop.]

[voidseeing]

... I don't want to be the one who has to break the news to Inori if anything happens to you, that's all.

[departing]

But Inori's always hungry.

[This is what he is concerned about.]

[voidseeing]

[Another light headbonk.]

[departing]

[Holding his head where Gai hit it.

Now he is crying. ]

[voidseeing]

[... Shu he barely even touched you, what even.]

You're not hurt. Now stop that.

[departing]

Mommy's mad at me.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'll clean the toilet properly next time.

[voidseeing]

[SIGH.]

That's right, and if you don't stop complaining now, I'll punish you.

[departing]

You can't punish me with soap.

I already showered.

[voidseeing]

Go take another shower to clear your head, and make it cold. You'll thank me in the morning.

[departing]

I'll be wasteful if I shower so much!

Think about the fishes!

[voidseeing]

Do you want me to put you in there myself?