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[voidseeing]

This is Gai Tsutsugami. I can't answer right now; leave a message and I'll get back to you later.

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[departing]

Come loose?

Is there going to be another mob violence attack?

You can't discriminate against people.

[He is off in his own world but this is so out of context for Gai.]


Diva doesn't deserve to die just because she assaulted me.

[Gai please.

Don't get this kid drunk again.]

[voidseeing]

Mob violence attack...?

[And suddenly hands down pants are completely forgotten and Gai is back in leader mode, gripping Shu's shoulders as he stares at him with steely eyes.]

Who assaulted you? What happened?

[departing]

A vampire.

[He sounds way too childish right now. Not that he notices the severity of the situation when he's completely drunk.]

She ate me and left me out to die but that's okay. I forgave her.

[True story.]

[voidseeing]

...

[Okay, now Gai thinks that Shu is either totally and completely drunk or just exaggerating things because he is not making sense. Mostly.]

I really can't leave you alone at all.

[departing]

[Ask about it when Shu is sane and he'll say it's true. Cries.

Except he's been meaning to hide this fact because it was careless of him.]

Haruka leaves me alone all the time.

Gai you aren't my mother.

[This just got stupid again.]

[voidseeing]

Good, because I don't want to be your mother, and you'd better not be expecting me to.

[departing]

But you look after me more than Haruka does.

Does that make you my real mother?

Mommy.

[No. Make it stop.]

[voidseeing]

... I don't want to be the one who has to break the news to Inori if anything happens to you, that's all.

[departing]

But Inori's always hungry.

[This is what he is concerned about.]

[voidseeing]

[Another light headbonk.]

[departing]

[Holding his head where Gai hit it.

Now he is crying. ]

[voidseeing]

[... Shu he barely even touched you, what even.]

You're not hurt. Now stop that.

[departing]

Mommy's mad at me.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'll clean the toilet properly next time.

[voidseeing]

[SIGH.]

That's right, and if you don't stop complaining now, I'll punish you.

[departing]

You can't punish me with soap.

I already showered.

[voidseeing]

Go take another shower to clear your head, and make it cold. You'll thank me in the morning.

[departing]

I'll be wasteful if I shower so much!

Think about the fishes!

[voidseeing]

Do you want me to put you in there myself?

[departing]

I'm still wearing clothes!

Don't draw out my void.

[voidseeing]

[No Shu your Void is staying in your pants too.]

Then go do it yourself, you idiot.

[departing]

How do I draw out my void?

Do I need a mirror?

[voidseeing]

I meant take a shower, Shu.

[departing]

Can I go swimming?

[voidseeing]

Shu.

[You see this look? You're getting this look now.]

[departing]

[And this is the face he makes in reaction.]